What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven