What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.