What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Computer Disk Drive Jokes More Computer Disk Drive Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.