What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...