What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.