What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna