Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....