Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.