What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Where is it?

ME: I have no idea