Mr.President
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A good start.
I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .
A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!
Oil
Militia Etheridge
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A .
Militia Etheridge.
A gigglehert
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A. Militia Etheridge
hold a bingo !!
They only had 2 trucks.
because it's their sen-pais
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
An army.
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
More than 1,000
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
A dim light.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
She must have called a 1,000 times
they only had 2 trucks
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
A Dell.
To say hello.... From the other side.
One's a grand car and the other's a grand car
Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Because the beach never waved back.
A row bot.
None, he 'fell'.
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
They can't defend towers.
Ancient grease
They were fried in ancient grease!
