What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.