42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot