42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Lieutenant Jokes More Lieutenant Jokes

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

Incredible Hulk Jokes More Incredible Hulk Jokes

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook