45 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...