Chelsea.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
45
Chicago.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Brigham Young"
The chain is too long.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Because he didn't want toupee.
The ones with Jam in
Neverland Ranch.
A bullfighter!
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
50 cent with Nickelback
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
A bus full of rednecks
Gee U Knit!"
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
An improvement.
