What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where does light go to jail?

prism

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago