Chicago.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Opens the car door.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
Make blonde jokes!
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
A captive Cherokee.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
