What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago