What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.