What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles