How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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Fire cracker

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.