How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!