How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees."