Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.