Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.