What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive