What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why is 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.