Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...