Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Mohammad Jokes More Mohammad Jokes

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you