Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.