Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
Slow down and apply lube
Compound interest
Mount Restmore.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
Count for yourself...
By counting Kylereese.
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
Single Handedly
A turk.
He became a Muslim.
I'm Mohammad than you