Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
A coconut!
Nukes... You're fired!
Because violins is not the answer...
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Because windows 7 8 9.
Counting Crows
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
She hated being microbe-managed.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
Because they are already covered.
because it provides cavity protection
Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.
I'm Mohammad than you