What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.