What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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A wind tunnel.

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Bring no blacks

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He wet his plants.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!