Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.