Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P