What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.