What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

What disease does a mad scientist have?

boffin spongiform encephalopathy