What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie