What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.