What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.