Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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The Illuminaughty

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A bunny with money.

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.