Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?