Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics