Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.