What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!