What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.