What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.