Because it is the year of the monkey.
A: March 4th.
Because that's what they did last year.
The 2016 Olympics.
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
Because they love nitpicking.
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
TVs are getting heavier.
Dr. Dre