Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good