What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.