What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people