What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!