What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.