What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Whose line is it anyway?

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