The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Udp Jokes More Udp Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.