The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Udp Jokes More Udp Jokes

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?