What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "