What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.