A dead baby.
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
My donation check to Feed the Children!
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because it hurts and they deserve it
Because the woodpecker.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
12 Casualties
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.