What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.