How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".