How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".