What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog