What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.