Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back