A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
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Nothing bananas can't talk.
The door won't close
He didn't want to get hippothermia.
Hell-if-I-know!
A hippopottymouth
LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)
Helefino.
A smokesalottapotamus.
Because they're so good at it.
Hell if I know
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Because they are really good at it.
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Marsh-Mellows
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
Neither can finish a play.
They both can't ride a bike.
Banana cake!
They always use the holy condoms.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
It's hard to find them in the snow.
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
A medium medium on the median.
A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.
At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
To the re-tail store. :D
Pair o' Dice Lost"
