How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.