Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

A menstrual bicycle.

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth