Mice crispies.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Word of mouse.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.