What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.