What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

How many "suh dudes" does it take to turn on a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam haha suh dude.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!