How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Soul Singer Jokes More Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!