How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

Edit:

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Soul Singer Jokes More Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Summon Jokes More Summon Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer